If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.

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This hit me harder than I expected.

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oh shit

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14 hours ago // 291,850 notes

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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1 day ago // 591,934 notes

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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1 day ago // 460,122 notes

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

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1 day ago // 13,480 notes
Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it. Johnny Knoxville (via fluffynips)

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1 day ago // 455,677 notes

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

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1 day ago // 385,172 notes

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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1 day ago // 387,674 notes

zackisontumblr:

i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

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1 day ago // 124,375 notes

paris666hilton:

Just in case you didn’t know…image

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1 day ago // 178 notes

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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1 day ago // 390,278 notes

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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1 day ago // 97,888 notes

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

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1 day ago // 111,716 notes