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This hit me harder than I expected.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner